Chuck Palahniuk - "The future you have, tomorrow,...
chickensandwich: pizzaforpresident: i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit
I feel like a disease.
ayyitsashleyy: Try | Melissa Polinar
Hi. I’m Ted Mosby, and exactly 45 days from now, you and I are going to meet,...– How I Met Your Mother—The Time Traveler’s (via lifeasanundecided)
chaoticthinking: Ted and Barney singing. :) How I Met Your Mother Season 8, Episode 20
sexyyuglyy: what’s the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv like ooooh you have me fooled what’s behind all that blur? is it an umbrella? an elephant? a young bill cosby?
I can almost see it, that dream I’m dreaming...
pocketpetals: If You Want To Sing Out, Sing Out...
#Thoughts. Sometimes, I feel like the world forgets to be more appreciative of its friends, especially the ones who are most patient and forgiving when we don’t deserve their kindness. It seems as if society takes the courtesy of others for granted, to the point where gratitude doesn’t exist. I mean, when was the last time you thanked your mom for buying your favorite groceries? Or when was the...
I am very much in love with no one in particular.– Ezra Miller (via sickflower)
give-me-your-forever: omg. best. song. ever. My...
Did you ever say yes to a pleasure? Oh my friends, then you also said yes to all...– F. Nietzsche (via mycolorbook)
mynameiselly: Sometimes it feels so lonely in your head and suddenly someone tells you that they’re experiencing the same things, and it’s like their words cradle your heart. Every so often, it’s just nice to know that you’re not the only one.
Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water. And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes you cannot even breathe deeply, and the night sky is no home, and you have cried yourself to sleep enough times that you are down to your last two percent, but nothing is infinite, not even loss. You are made of the sea and the stars, and one day you are going to find...
Lately I’ve been thinking about who I want to love, and how I want to love, and...– Andrea Gibson (via creatingaquietmind)